I can't even stand how excited I am for the 2010 Winter Olympics—too bad I live 3,000 miles away from this year's host, Whistler, British Columbia, and I'm really bad at showing up for TV shows on time. But I do have UberTwitter installed on my BlackBerry, which is how I get most of my news these days (I know).
So, clearly I'm going to have to appease myself with a whole lot of Winter Games coverage via short-burst text messaging. Interested?
Here are 5 Twitter profiles to keep you abreast of what's going on up north: